[alt text: text that says, “When your girlfriend says, ‘it’s either me or runescape’”. Below the text is a stock photo of a man and woman sitting next to each other on a couch and looking away from each other. Between them, there is a floating screenshot from the crafting menu in Runescape, and the cursor is highlighting the words, “Make X”.]
Offer to trim her armor, girls like trimmed armor, Zezima told me.
Send her back to lumby
Buy new gf
For days I thought this was saying “make X number more girlfriends”
Then I realized
I vibe to this because my BF recently got into Runescape and he was like “You play this?”
Then I walked him through various quests and kept hooking him up with new armor and like a shit ton of Rings of Life.
Time to take her to the Wildy.
