Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoWhat's worse than when it's raining cats and dogs?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhat's worse than when it's raining cats and dogs?plus-squareTug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
SMFX@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year agoWhy do cows wear bells?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhy do cows wear bells?plus-squareSMFX@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Barns@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-21 year agoI only know 25 letters of the alphabetplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI only know 25 letters of the alphabetplus-squareBarns@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-21 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Burns@lemm.eeEnglish · 1 year agoAlways happenssopuli.xyzimagemessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageAlways happenssopuli.xyzBurns@lemm.eeEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago6:30 is my favorite time of dayplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-square6:30 is my favorite time of dayplus-squareTug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
fearout@kbin.social · 1 year agoRead this from start to finish (or listen to it, there’s an audio version). DO NOT skim it or skip to the end, you’ll spoil it and it won’t work. Trust me, it’s worth it. It’s a thing of beauty.plus-squarenatethesnake.comexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkRead this from start to finish (or listen to it, there’s an audio version). DO NOT skim it or skip to the end, you’ll spoil it and it won’t work. Trust me, it’s worth it. It’s a thing of beauty.plus-squarenatethesnake.comfearout@kbin.social · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoDid you know that laughing too loudly is illegal in Hawaii?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareDid you know that laughing too loudly is illegal in Hawaii?plus-squareTug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Billy_Gnosis@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoTwo peanuts are walking down the streetplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareTwo peanuts are walking down the streetplus-squareBilly_Gnosis@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
blar@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agoI was arrested at the movie theater.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI was arrested at the movie theater.plus-squareblar@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Foxfire@pawb.socialEnglish · 1 year agoI was thinking about climbing the pickets on my lawn recently...plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI was thinking about climbing the pickets on my lawn recently...plus-squareFoxfire@pawb.socialEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Matt The Horwood@lemmy.horwood.cloudEnglish · 1 year agoWhy did my package not get delivered?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhy did my package not get delivered?plus-squareMatt The Horwood@lemmy.horwood.cloudEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
CaffeinatedNerd@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoI feel sad for her. She looks tired.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageI feel sad for her. She looks tired.lemmy.worldCaffeinatedNerd@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
decadentrebel@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoNBA player is out for the rest of the year because of a "torn butt"lemmy.worldimagemessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageNBA player is out for the rest of the year because of a "torn butt"lemmy.worlddecadentrebel@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
negativenull@negativenull.comEnglish · 1 year agoMy wife asked me: Why are dad jokes so bad?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareMy wife asked me: Why are dad jokes so bad?plus-squarenegativenull@negativenull.comEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
gressen@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoElectrician coupleplus-squarelemmy.worldimagemessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageElectrician coupleplus-squarelemmy.worldgressen@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
thisNotMyName@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoDid you hear of the bicycle, that fell over?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareDid you hear of the bicycle, that fell over?plus-squarethisNotMyName@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
perishthethought@lemm.eeEnglish · 1 year agoWhy did the trees take a nap?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhy did the trees take a nap?plus-squareperishthethought@lemm.eeEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
dilawar@lemm.eeBEnglish · 1 year agoMy password is sad todayplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareMy password is sad todayplus-squaredilawar@lemm.eeBEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
macrocarpa@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoWhat washes up on tiny beaches?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhat washes up on tiny beaches?plus-squaremacrocarpa@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Akasazh@feddit.nlEnglish · 1 year agoWhy is it impossible to enrage a Bedouin?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhy is it impossible to enrage a Bedouin?plus-squareAkasazh@feddit.nlEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
