Twitter violated contract by failing to pay millions in bonuses, US judge rules::WASHINGTON — Twitter violated contracts by failing to pay millions of dollars in bonuses that the social media company, now called X Corp, had promised its employees, a federal judge ruled on Friday.
Elon Musk, twirling a comically large disguise mustache: My word, that certainly seems like bad news for whomever owns that detestable “Twitter” company! I, Xelon Mux, would never allow such duplicity at my premiere internet destination, “X.” Muaaahaaahaaa!
Quick, my child, X Æ A-Xii, we must run! They can never know that your name is also my password to things because I learned how to enter Unicode characters into a text field!