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minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·3 months agoSure. Next you’ll be saying the same about apples. Or some other silly claim like the thick outer layer on an apple can be eaten.
minus-squareDeceptichum@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·3 months agoThat’s innovation, I’d like to invest $50m into your idea.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·3 months agoThank you. I’ve added AI and I’m calling them AIpples.
minus-squareDeceptichum@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·3 months agoThis is going to be the biggest thing since packaged pre-sliced apples.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·3 months agoWe are still working on the technology there. You still have to buy more than one slice per package. Not a lot more, but…
minus-squareTrailblazing Braille Taser@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 months agoYou will find a cease and desist in your mailbox tomorrow morning.
Sure. Next you’ll be saying the same about apples. Or some other silly claim like the thick outer layer on an apple can be eaten.
That’s innovation, I’d like to invest $50m into your idea.
Thank you. I’ve added AI and I’m calling them AIpples.
This is going to be the biggest thing since packaged pre-sliced apples.
We are still working on the technology there. You still have to buy more than one slice per package.
Not a lot more, but…
You will find a cease and desist in your mailbox tomorrow morning.