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      3 months ago

      I wouldn’t be surprised if in that statement he also added, “trump is in the best shape of his life, has 2% body fat, and will live to be 132.” Because we all know that doctor just loves lying out of his ass. Does he even still have his license to practice medicine considering he is a fraud?

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      Must be another example of Trump’s good genes! The best, big huge beautiful genes!

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      It’s in honor of Deadpool & Wolverine being released on Friday. Mutant healing ability pride weekend.

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      Two centimeters long by how wide? Zero? And maybe .1 deep? Like a papercut? Something like that could possibly get stitched or glued together in the allowed time. But it would definitely be shrapnel in that case, or his own fingernail. Like, if he felt a bullet go past, realized and ducked, then felt foolish and decided it would be better publicity with a wound instead of the focus being on him crouching for cover. I won’t say cowering because it’s an appropriate response to being shot at, but he would think it.

      My heart goes out to the 3 very real victims, whose only crime was being idiot enough to be at a Trump rally. I hope the Trump campaign will put some money towards their medical bills (she said knowing they won’t).

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        or his own fingernail

        Quite a stretch to imply Trump would ever do anything to intentionally cause himself pain

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      It’s an ear. I’m sure it’s cleaned up and stitched. Those pictures are not the highest quality.

      **We do not need to waste time on conspiracy theory nonsense comments like yours. **. That ass clown has done so many terrible things that are factual, documented, undeniable.

      I’m not so sure this conspiracy is a hill to die on.