• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Really? Anything??? Can I assign it to bring me self esteme to see myself as worthy of finding happyness? Or will I just remain the same piece of garbage I was before I bought this stupid mouse?

    Ya know what? I’m just gonna sleep in the dumpster again. Hopefully this time the garbage men don’t notice me, and compact it down.

    • 9point6@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      I mean probably not worth the risk of messing it up, but you could have an automated IV dispense SSRIs or MDMA and then assign that to a mouse button.

      There’s definitely a less Rube Goldberg way of achieving the same outcome without a mouse at all though