This just more pandering from the liberal rag newspaper The Wallstreet Journal. Whining elites don’t believe true red-blooded american republicans have the guts to leave states already teetering on the edge of becoming liberal hell holes, and migrate to god’s true country, where you know the gender of the bathroom in the remains of a strip mall, and where you know the gun used to shoot at government aid workers was purchased with sweet, slight coke-laced, $100 bills. I believe every true republican should come buy this property while it’s on sale, so that when this climate change hoax is finally revealed cleared up with the truth, every person who knows they are good, despite the “opinions” of everyone around them, can get what they truly deserve.
This just more pandering from the liberal rag newspaper The Wallstreet Journal. Whining elites don’t believe true red-blooded american republicans have the guts to leave states already teetering on the edge of becoming liberal hell holes, and migrate to god’s true country, where you know the gender of the bathroom in the remains of a strip mall, and where you know the gun used to shoot at government aid workers was purchased with sweet, slight coke-laced, $100 bills. I believe every true republican should come buy this property while it’s on sale, so that when this climate change hoax is finally revealed cleared up with the truth, every person who knows they are good, despite the “opinions” of everyone around them, can get what they truly deserve.
Ngl you got me at first.