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communism@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 5 months ago

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    PHP Developer here: Give me your worst!

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      Tomorrow you’re going to be inheriting our in-house framework that uses legacy code from before PHP 7.0 with zero documentation and no dependency management.

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        You just described my previous job 😞😭😞

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        Sounds good to me.

        Had another job where my task was to maintain Perl scripts from the 90s. The company was crap, though, so I only stayed for half a year.

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          Maintaining perl scripts from the 90s is my ball park!

          Mind, I did write some of them, and they’re still whirring away making it a pretty easy job. Perl’s lack of breaking features is its strongest strength.

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      I have a Laravel app I’ve been maintaining for about ten years that will make you hate PHP as well.

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        Bold of you to assume I don’t hate PHP already.

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      https://eev.ee/blog/2012/04/09/php-a-fractal-of-bad-design/

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