Guys do yourselves a favor and flee before it’s too late. Is citizens may be trapped here with the Orange Maniac but you can still escape.

One is a replacement head. It’s literally right there on the label.

I dug into it a little bit, it’s a plea deal so there won’t be any appeals delaying things. I don’t know if good behavior early release is a thing for federal prison, if it is he’ll probably get out early. Still, at least somebody’s going to jail for once.

So you going to shut down Facebook right Mark? Right Mark?

Wait. Why the hell wouldn’t you paint it? Does it at least have a clear coat?

A former Activision CEO. Can you announce “hostility to our users” any louder, Discord?

It’s “Delete system 32” and “magnetize to wipe your hard drive” all over again.

It’s cyclical. The current generation of executive assholes failed to learn the lesson of their predecessors.

My doomsday kit is just a bottle of SoCo and a camping chair.

Oh hey ya think? Is this kind of deductive reasoning what a masters degree at an ivy league school gets you? Man I wish I could be smart enough to figure that out.

Oh capitalism, is there anything you can’t ruin?

George Soros, obviously. He’s their favorite rich bogeyman.

He still can’t understand that people actually hate him.

Yeah, I agree. Force them to fire you. Resigning in protest has no benefit when the powers that be have no ethics whatsoever.

This is the least inexplicable shit to barf out her word hole. A lot of branches on the Protestant tree hate the Catholic Church and always have.

They’re also brainwashed by the “Christian” patriarchal model. Which is literally “do what your husband tells you” and “don’t listen to outside opinions, just think and do what the church tells you.” The whole stupid thing is engineered to reinforce authoritarianism.

That Boston Dynamics robot used to get knocked over every time they hit it with a broom. Used to. I for I’ve welcome our merciful and generous machine overlords.

The problem is that the judges will.

I’m sure there’s no way this could backfire.

Oh and you know it’s really all Elon’s idea.

We honor the sacrifices of our soldiers o7