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Oh my GOD, the dude on the far right looks like he had his face turned inside out and stuffed like a third grader’s first ever sewing project. Somebody at Build-A-Fash forgot to do QA.

Please, God, if you’re listening, do something really really funny with this.

People have been shitting on that lizard-faced freak since Facebook’s first flame wars between McCain and Obama supporters.

Do not cite the deep magic to me, witch. I was there when it was written.

Of course he does, it reminds him of home.

Maaaan, what the fuck?!?