Do you know Praying Mantis?

Another zinger!

And “shag?” Really? You can curse on the fucking Internet, Mr. Powers.

Free speech abolitionist, more like.

Hey hey Felix! Back with your shit takes again, i see!

Another way of seeing it is they’re pissed about a service not working as advertised.

Examples for your reading comprehension impaired self:

So I look at their docs and they state that safari should be able to play 4k full quality (yk, the thing I’m fucking paying for)

On Netflix’s own fcking website it states that edge should be able to play 4k no issue

Obviously they’re the stupid ones for simply believing what the company stated. Next time they’ll know to ask you for your input first!

I just saw it the other day, it’s the only reason i remembered.

They got O’Neill back after an asteroid buried the gate in season… 3? Let the event horizon clear out a cavity, then dig out.

I prefer the Fargo Challenge! Who wants to look at my woodchipper?

Unless she said “you’re next” within the cops hearing. That’s terrorism charges, boys!

“President Elon rings a bell, sidekick Trump drools. And now with the weather, is a quadriplegic strapped to a donkey.”

A jab in the eye with a sharp stick, daily, for the next four years, is a better alternative to what’s in the pipe.

Tareyton Cigarettes: If you’re not smoking Tareyton, FUCK YOU.

All My Wrestlers is still on?! FUCK! I wanna watch Ow My Balls!

That’s a bad analogy. In this situation, the kittens voted to set the house in fire because there’s a puppy in a different room that they don’t like and it will get burned too. It’s hateful, willful ignorance and a desire to hurt others.

I’ve actually heard Maga people admit they’ll get hurt by these policies, but immigrants and homos will get hurt MOAR!, y’know, like Jesus taught, so it’s cool.

I did not know that and will adjust accordingly.

“He’s not going to hurt the poor. He’s too smart for that.”

Oh, you infuriating fucking summer child. It’d be hilarious if I wasn’t stuck in this hellbound handbasket with the rest of you fucking mongoloids.

“Hey Eddie, good to see ya. How’s your mother?”

“Who says i got a mutha?”

“Why Tommy, what have you been reading?”