In idiom meta for this scenario, most Lemmy users are what would be considered ‘the choir’

JavaScript developers hate this one weird trick!

puts on fake moustache “Hello I am new to the area and would like to procure one internet please.”

People who spend a lot on Amazon have great experiences on Amazon, people who don’t spend a lot on amazon have poorer experiences

I suspect when you contact them there is a dashboard that tells the customer service operator how much effort they should put in to retain you as a customer.

They hate each other because they are intolerant to one another’s index choices

Dangit Bobby!

“I’m suing you!”

“What for?”

“It’s a surprise 🎉🥳🎊”

Latter article is mostly AI generated images

That gives me an idea - managers can ask staff to learn the CLI and give them gift cards for what it would have cost to license the Docker Desktop client 🧠

Meta don’t scrape user data…they already have it stored neatly in databases with supporting APIs

Wait…y’all were paying for Docker?

Firefox working fine for me

Not that it justifies what Spotify are doing, but the terms they have with the big record companies make it virtually impossible for them to increase their margins through other means. They lose $500m a year as it is.

I’m sorry, but as an AI language model, I cannot allow you to go to the bathroom during classroom hours.

Kaggle has some good free datasets to practice