Lukas Murch

I miss the old days when CRT was messing everything up.

If we test less, we’ll have less cases. The problem is that we’re testing too much.

This is what the American people wanted.

The American people are collectively dumb.

And Trump’s response to this article will be not, “we need a new contractor”, but, “we need to get rid of the Guardian”.

Yup, or at the very least, scare the women into submission.

Pretty much…

I picked late summer. They’ve exceeded my expectations. Sad…

It’s just a couple zeroes, bro. Why so serious??

Thoughts and prayers, bitch. 🤘

How about we stop firing people? Dum fuqs.

There you go, Chief.

https://www.reuters.com/legal/white-house-says-musk-is-not-doge-employee-has-no-authority-make-decisions-2025-02-18/

Damn.

🏴‍☠️

Damn, it’s all falling apart. They are creating a problem that they can then solve by privatizing it. f_ckers.

Man… I’m getting tired of this guy.

There was a shooting at the Chiefs parade last year. Seems more like a USA problem, but I don’t think we can handle anymore problems right now.

Roald Dahl’s daughter died from an escalated case of measles. 1962 or something.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/roald-dahl-s-open-letter-about-his-daughter-dying-from-measles-becomes-touchpoint-for-current-us-outbreak-a182446.html

Oopsies.

Points for no spelling errors.