This is freaking hilarious! Even Twitter knows how blue checkmarks are now badges of shame

It is slow. But it is OK as a spotify hub for house parties

That’s literally the first thing I thought of while looking at that picture. There’s no good reason for this. Bananas serve many purposes from green to yellow to black. Moreover, that “one per day” gimmick won’t even give you the same ripeness.

38 and I thought firm meant company. Like the firm that created the software for the hardware.

Dammit, I came in here because I was hoping there was something I could do with my old paperweight. I keep it around cuz it’s cute lol