I wanna see a politician campaign on creating a weak economy.

Crash the housing market! Make the billionaires lose money! Collapse the oil industry!

It’s like when you’re having a conversation on autopilot.

“Mum, can I play with my frisbee?” Sure, honey. “Mum, can I have an ice cream from the fridge?” Sure can. “Mum, can I invade Poland?” Absolutely, whatever you want.

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