I totally read this as “Woke Al”, like Weird Al

“Apparently Gary’s T-shirt looked like an engine cover slot”

Can we talk about Papyrus

I liked the puntastic writing. Qualcomm smh

Why not just passkeys with a “magic link” fallback though?

This is the same as forgotten password so ytf not

UK but mine were off ¯_(ツ)_/¯

On iOS 18 there is a power button in the top right of control center (you have to hold it)

Nope https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CE_marking#"China_Export"