Cold that day

Good luck!

For now

Much ouch! Get em!

I hope it wasn’t big butt surgery

So they’ll keep kicking another can until no one cares and it becomes precedent. Never saw that coming.

Is there a video?

So it’s going to be even harder to have my collection of

BALENCIAGA Super Destroyed Wide-Leg Jeans

And pay rent to my awful landlord?

Sex cosmetics and exploding toys are better.

Did they look like fascists?

Fascism?

Dung!

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

Chickens don’t menstruate.

Betteridge’s law of headlines is an adage that states: “Any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no.” It is named after Ian Betteridge, a British technology journalist who wrote about it in 2009, although the principle is much older.

Me and my family

I’ll bet the owner of that dealership sure is sorry for jumping on last month’s bandwagon! Idiot!

I’m on the edge of my seat!

Does this smell like nitrogen to you?

Just as long as I’m not getting tossed into the beach