You wouldn’t want to drink reactor coolant water (mostly because of the chemistry additives) but water in a tank that just stays between the people and the hot stuff would mostly just get warm.

Most of what you’d get at that kind of distance is neutrons, and they are more likely to bounce off the hydrogen than to do something like activate the oxygen into N16 which dies off pretty fast anyway.

Dude, there’s a difference between romance and full-on extended sex scenes. Fade to black and get on with the plot.

Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man

He has now been replaced hastily and at great expense by Ralph the Wonder Llama

Dog of Empire? How dare you speak of the glorious Cleon dynasty in such a manner!

Sure, if your phone only needs a fraction of a watt and you’re okay with an unshielded neutron source pressed against your head.

A couple of comedians have dibs on the desk

Given that Alex Jones has “interviewed” ChatGPT on air twice now, I’m going to say no.

One who famously has a boyfriend at that. Imagine seeing Musk get his face beat in by a pro football player

Who the hell makes a type-c port that only runs at 2.0 speeds?

Even in death I serve the Omnissiah

Serially

Tasked? DeJoy owns a freight company, breaking and outsourcing USPS is in his financial interest

My Attorney Got Arrested

HFCS is literally just liquid sugar.

“In moderation” being the key part. As in, not selling drinks and snacks that are like 30% sugar

But where will you get a bucket of lava?

They weren’t popular back then.
And I can think of a few people who worship the Constitution without understanding anything in it.

Russia, if you’re listening…