Tesla: “hay guys we invented the bus, but cyber”

28 square kilometres and the dog was only partially burned? That guy shouldn’t play with fire.

“I’ve always wanted to do that!”

Wands up.

Can’t wait for the McSawdust in 2026!

I think you hit the nail on the head there. Even if they were to lower the prices, they’ll just make the fucking burgers even smaller.

Does anyone remember how much bigger the Big Mac was in the 90’s? Shrinkflation is everywhere.

I worked at a Sydney airport shop years ago and she would come through our area from time to time. She was approachable, easy to talk to and despite having big spooky security guys around, was happy to just go shopping and wait for her flight.

The Fijian PM at the time used to come through, crack jokes, run up a bill and then jokingly ask one of his security guys to buy all the stuff for him. He was a really funny bloke and he made our day.

Ahhh, boomers. They got their uni education for the price of a McChicken and still ended up as some of the dumbest and most selfish motherfuckers on the planet.

Yeah they’re okay, just sometimes, as a little treat.

The ol’ playin DJ. Wiki wiki!

Wait, so the guy got punishment for opening a savings account?

A Starship Troopers, BSG, and Aliens reference. Nice!

Yeah I’d personally grab an Index, even if that means less chicken nuggets.

I know which one I’d rather go for.

Office Space that thing!

Goddamn it gets worse. As soon as I get home from work I’ll give a BleachBit a go. Thanks all!

Man that program has gone down the fucking drain. First bundling in bloatware, now this?

What’s a good alternative?

Shit like this is why I refuse to have a printer in my house. Between the exorbitant prices for fucking INK, the suspense of “will it actually work?” each time I print something, and the printer itself usually sounding like two geriatric robots fucking, I don’t need that kind of negativity in my life.

Diablo would be nice…

Cool. They’re still not going to get another cent out of me though.