I have heard of super homophobic guys not washing their butthole because they think it’s gay to touch it.

• Clean Anus = Gayness? Getting to the Bottom of Fragile Masculinity

“I have had boyfriends that think it’s gay to wipe their arse because what if their finger touches it through the paper. Thank god I’m with a hygienic bi man now.”

It’s not gay if her balls don’t touch yours.

I can imagine the ruling class to still have their pissing contests with other billionaires from their secure bunkers. Eventually they’ll develop bunker busting nukes and everyone will be gone.

It’s all so depressing. I know it’s not going to help but I need a drink.

somebody reading it in an old internet archive in a bunker in 2090

How very optimistic of you. I’ve been a little more despondent about our future. I doubt we’ll still exist as a species in 2090.

Imagine explaining this headline to somebody in 1890!

I really don’t get why so many people call Mint good for beginners. There are so many reasons it’s not

Just out of curiosity would you list a few please? I run Mint (I’m not a beginner but not really an expert either) and have recommended it to people wanting to switch to Linux. If it’s not good for beginners I probably shouldn’t suggest it anymore.

You use Edge? Why?

If Trump dies in office, I’d prefer it to be a lighning strike while he’s golfing.

Believe it or not, some of them believe Democrats control the weather. I can hear it now, “Democrats assassinated Trump with lightning!”

“They” can control the weather, and the proof is in the patents, said Georgia Republican U.S. Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene.