you know you can just eat rocks and grass for free?

once again AI is a cool trick your uncle learned in the army and not actual Gandalf level magic

And a 14 year old kid using a VPN is probably not the target audience for a lot of the worst abuse.

Not saying it won’t happen, but a drastic reduction is better than none.

understandable in some ways, but also, I worked a bar in the uk for decent pay (5 star boutique hotel) so it can happen

Just abolish tipping. Everyone hates it except the restaurant owner. Why are we pandering to the owners when the customers and the staff vastly outnumber them?

this is actually A Thing according to my dedicated thrifter wife

They realized they can make more money by pricing what professional resellers would charge, and have starting sloughing off more high end stuff to sell online, and adjusting pricing to be inline with the rest of the 2nd hand fashion reselling market.

Yes, I apologize. We should vandalize cybertrucks in protest of the slavery conditions their batteries are produced under, and the conditions that allowed Elon’s family to make profit from apartheid, setting the stage for him to become a parasite.

At this point being sentenced to death is more of a sign of innocence than anything else.

oh lighten up, jeez.

Berlin Wall

Confederate Statues

Thatchers Grave

My wife is a professor. She had to instigate plagiarism proceedings because in a midterm quiz a bunch ofnthe students said a key point of ancient Greek drama was “spungle”* - not sure if it was copying from each other or poor AI.

*some nonsense word that I can’t remember

I work for multiple organizations. The majority of which have a Google sheet with their passwords in that are

      c0mpanyname2018! 

Those that aren’t are

       pandasar3cute123? 

still too coherent

“You know they asked me to— my medical records… they asked for them. The medical records. Can you believe this? The doctors, and believe me, I know doctors — they used to have the cures, were allowed to, you know, they just drank it. You could, any street corner, with malt, just go in. Hello Bob, you know. Beautiful. Believe me, they’d say Mr President, Sir, Mr President, you have the best blood pressure. So strong, beautiful, Mr President but we’ve been piled on with Iran. They don’t allow the helicopters any more, and the coats? You can’t. Any day, they said, any day you can have it for free, and I was smart, I got the 5 cents back. That’s how they get you. But with Iran. So now the doctors say there’s no need to have blood pressure any more. They said they never need to check again. And that’s why you can’t any more. Which is good. You know, not the Iran thing, that’s sad.”

because there are people out there so desperate to kill someone legally they’ll do anything include wait 25 years to do it

your questions are a clue about why other companies are not offering subscription discounts in response to a hurricane.

how many hello fresh boxes would be good for a hurricane? how many months subscription to chess.com? how many free sessions at a planet fitness of your choosing?

The point isn’t that musk is the only one doing anything, the point is musk is one of the people trying to sneakily profit off the disaster.

and still looks like a fucking dogs dinner

fucking hilarious thumbnail.

I’m not actually a programmer (/engineer) I’m just a hobbyist. I work in supply chain, have worked at 4 companies in 8 years - all had stand ups, all of them are like this.

The purpose of stand up is to not listen to anything and say a sentence that no one listens to. It’s like a Buddhist meditation.