ivanafterall ☑️

I’m taking my hatred-curing pills back with me to feed to my past self so that I stop hating climate change so much.

I can loan Google the $5 if they need it.

Then I guess you guys have no use for this climate change reversal machine I made. I knew it was a shit idea. I’m so stupid. I’m scrapping it now.

What about 2 billion people living pretty-good lives or 9 billion people living less-miserably? That’s at least two more options right there.

Name me literally one way to use a calendar or map without a phone?

If you want maximum privacy, you gotta nix that partner and, really, the communication. Shit, I’ve already said too much.

Get this in front of the Supreme Court ASAP!

…oh…

This is really cool, thanks for sharing.

Their first mistake was building on the BeamNG platform.

RIP

Whoops, thanks, fixed it!

https://wwww.badgerbadgerbadger.com

Except my browser blocked the audio by default, wtf.

Also YTMND

All downhill after The Screen Savers. Except financially, presumably.

No way, the guy from TechTV!?

How are you guys looking on adrenochrome down that way? Supply shortages have hit us hard on the east coast. I’d kill for some fresh, virginal blood right about now.

Maybe if you focus on strip-clubs and other target-rich environments.

You shouldn’t judge people on appearances.

… but, I mean, come OOON… he looks like a reanimated Madame Tussaud’s sculpture. Like someone said, “Give me a Wish.com Mark Zuckerberg… but not so vivacious this time.” And he’s the CEO of an AI-related company.

They also like to just hold onto large chunks of money arbitrarily.

Oh, you’re going to take it up with customer support?

Lololol.

But the job creation!