Everybody used to cry that the damn robots were coming for your jobs. Well I got news for you. They don’t want your jobs. What they’re taking is your hobbies. Get back to work, flesh bag.

An ex of mine was a vegetarian, and when she heard about Lonestar ticks, she said it would sure be funny if she put one on me so I would have to be a vegetarian too. That was the moment she became an ex.

Because he doesn’t actually understand how anything works.

You shouldn’t be surprised. It’s absolutely true to form for him.

I will post as I find communities that align with my interests. I comment where I feel I have something to say. I will lurk elsewhere.