Nice mind gymnastics you got going there.

We have liftoff!!??

Fly away bird, fly!!

A $5 Pen drive transfers data faster. Some day, Apple will be able to figure how to do this in a multi hundred dollar phone. Need more MBAs.

Maybe it’ll drop down to just few thousand users.

And that’s just fine.

I don’t even want to buy a new phone. It’s been more than four years. What great productive work are most people doing on them anyway?

This one rages!