It’s the thought that counts?

Duuude. Discord is a dumpster fire right now. I’m interested to see how much hotter that fire can get.

You can start right now. Kill your boss. Quit ya job.

lunch pause

car brakes automatically if I’m distracted

These two lines paint a very sad picture.

Yeah but my madlibs generator might get confused without a /s

At least ‘AI’ has thick skin?

You guys I’m serious 99.999)99)999999998% uptime!

Please sign this new TOS/EULA.

It’s funny a fake video is connected to self defense theater.

Ew that whole site feels off. There are a few other pretty immediately obvious fake robot videos under the ‘innovation’ section.

They should try migrating to the cloud.

Just a few more hours bro.

That’s fine I’ll just use Lync.

Eggs are really hard to steal. Not impossible, just difficult.

Reminds me of insurance office I worked in. Some of the staff were brain dead.

• Print something
• Scribble some notes on the print out
• Fax that annotated paper or scan and email it to someone
• Whine about how you’re out of printer toner.

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That looks absolutely revolting.

Die already you evil fucking shithead.

“After breathing in, breathe out!”

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Referring to human beings as insects is dehumanization which is a tactic of fascism.

In the future try calling DOD employees:

• killers

• child murderers

• lay abouts

• thieves

• bench warmers

That’s factually inaccurate.

I was going to cite upsetting intrusive thoughts as proof my consciousness is real. But could those just be fucked LLM hallucinations accidentally piped to ‘my’ active or foreground process?

A bit with shoes if worn all the time. They destroy your arches, toe splay, and hip alignment with your spine. And you become dependant because your feet get so soft and sensitive. Plus people drag those dirty things all over their homes.

Calling shoes and clothes wearable tech is quite a stretch. Particularly compared to smart watches and headphones. Why did you make that false equivalence?