Plus it explains like the reader is kinda dumb

Actually when I lived off grid for 80 years, we used 7 AAA batteries on a rotation and recharged them by rubbing them on our wool sweaters, so those guys are totally right.

If you may ever feel an interest towards collecting your herbs, apple tree leaves are a tea that’s totally slept on.

Oxidise/ ferment them like one would black tea by freezing them to burst open the cells. Then thaw them and roll them in your hands into little balls or cigars. With enough pressure so that water comes out (your hands will turn yellow from the juice). Then rest these balls for a few minutes under cover, roast them quickly in a pan (not until it smells toasty, just to lose some moisture quickly) and dry.

I can give you one more that can make me seem either a lot superior or a lot inferior in the tea snob world.

• Loose leaf
• Collected and fermented by myself
• But it’s not from the tea plant, it’s herbal tea

I don’t know if this is a misunderstanding or if you’re deliberately using an additional second meaning for comedic effect.

But @ChaoticNeutralCzech meant ‘stans’ as ‘central Asia’ because of Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, Kirgisistan, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, Afghanistan and Pakistan.