Here’s a way to win: Don’t be absolute shit.

Thank you, Trump!

Your brain drain is Europe’s gain.

Not your personal brain drain… that one happened during gestation.

“Administration for Healthy America”… Truly a wormed-brain name for a governamental department.

Oh wow, these idiots are so unbelievably inept. Truly criminally incompetent.

The Official Trump Seal of Merit™

Oh no!

Anyway…

I hope before he dies, Atatürk himself rises from the grave, like a zombie, and fucks him up the ass with his, I’m sure substantial, rotten zombie cock.

Then he can die.

Fine, as long as MAGA is officially considered a brainwashing terrorist cult.

Absolutely!

I envy being a moron hated by millions.

What is this Russophile garbage!?

Good One, Muskrat!

Double down on the nazi rhetoric. It’s been working great for your businesses, hasn’t it?

What a dumb, pathetic little fucker.